Wednesday, September 19, 2007

The Return of the Western

A genre long forgotten, like a tumbleweed on an empty stretch of road, is seeing a comeback in the mainstream. Over the past few years, more and more well made westerns have cropped up. Although the idea of the Western as a genre has returned, in fact it has morphed into something new and different. Just as Film Noir returned in the 70s, the Western returns to the 00's. The Neo-Western, if you will.

The Neo-Western is something a little different then the westerns of John Ford and Howard Hawk's day. Beyond the more violent portrayals, there is a deep seeded ideology of loneliness, vulnerability and the dangers of freedom relevant in the stories of these westerns. Could this be because of world affairs or just because the ratings system is a lot less strict? I think it's more of a sign of the times. A reflection of the violence of our modern era and how the rugged idealism of the West still gave way to dangers of the human spirit and conflicting idealism. The next four films, ultimately different from each other, show how Westerns have adapted to the climate of modern film and are still a relevant form of filmmaking.

Although it is a remake, 3:10 to Yuma still has some new influences than it's predecessor. This is the most classic and standard in style then the next few films. It is still an important addition to the genre. 3:10 to Yuma shows that the power of the Western doesn't need to adapt to a new mold, but can still update itself for the kinds of audiences looking for something that mixes more intense action and intricate filmmaking. The most important part of 3:10 is that it is character driven. The desires of Christian Bale as a family man trying to make ends meet and live up to being a hero to his children really hits hard. Russell Crowe's initial self-righteous, almost demonic, warrior against the powers at be takes the most sharp turn as the film progresses as he feels for the sad tale of Bale's existence. The two play off of each other so well and side-step all the pitfalls the Western genre could have by making unique characters, and unique heroes on opposite sides of the law.
Beyond the characters, since this is a remake, the story is nothing new. Bale joins a odd mixture of men to bring Crowe to justice. Bale is hell-bent on getting Crowe in the 3:10 to Yuma train to have him hung for countless murders and stealing. Crowe slyly plays his captured criminal not as one looking forward to his death, but looking forward to the onslaught this gang will give the crew bringing him to justice. Ben Foster of Freaks and Geeks and the upcoming vampire film 30 Days of Night gives the most blood curdling performance as the would be successor and right hand man to Crowe's aging yet still tough as nails outlaw.

A little more unconventional and on another continent, The Proposition may be this generations The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Although taking place in the Australian outback, Nick Cave's (yes... directed by the Bad Seed himself) epic masterpiece shows a family at odds with itself, the law, the Outback and the world at large. Can a movie not about America be a Western, you might ask? In most cases you might say no, but in this case and hopefully more, it shows the spirit of the American West isn't only an American idea. There were cowboys in Argentina and definitely outlaws and ruthless murderers in Australia.
The Proposition boasts three outstanding performances. Guy Peirce plays the torn brother unsure whether he should murder his lunatic brother in order to free his younger brother or to go it alone, or to save both. Ray Winstone plays the Magistrate of the tiny province trying to keep the peace, protect his wife and failing marriage and his desire to finish off his obsession with the Burn's Brothers gang. The surprise victory performance is delivered by Danny Huston who is the crazed lunatic of an older brother. His murderous rampages in the outback not only include that of the indigenous Aborigine's, but of the settlers. His raping, pillaging and stealing is barbaric and twisted, but his spirituality with the land of Australia and love of the open country is something to admire.

Severely overlooked as one of the best films of 2005, The Proposition shows the expanding influence of the Western in other world cultures.

That being said, the most interesting Neo-Westerns are the ones that take place during present day. Tommy Lee Jones' directorial debut, The Three Burials of Malquiadas Estrada, is a modern day tale of redemption, violence and the haziness of borders (moral and geographical.) One thing that tips this to being a Western is the desperation of the characters. Whether it be Tommy Lee Jones' vengeful ranch hand to Barry Peppers lost almost empty Border Patrolman, the idea of emptiness and the vastness of the West sucks this into the genre of the Western. Tommy Lee Jones leads Barry Pepper on an epic journey somewhere along the border of Texas and Mexico. The lines of demarcation are so hazy that you never know where they are going. The idea of property, borders and who belongs where is just as relevant a topic in modern day as it is during the time of the Old West. More along the lines of a Sergio Leone western then a Ford or Hawks western, the silence and the vastness of the west takes the viewer in. The breathtaking cinematography (care of Chris Menges of The Mission and The Killing Fields) is an integral part of the story telling.

The final film discussed here is the least bit a Western, but encapsulates the spirit and ideas of the Western. Wim Wenders Don't Come Knockin' is a fantastic film, more of a character study than a journey and more about the American spirit than about Cowboys and riding the range. Sam Shephard plays an aging actor who rides of into the sunset... off of a Hollywood set of a Western production. He goes on a soul searching journey through alcohol, women and bumping into family issues along the way. Eva Marie Saint plays his sympathetic mother, Jessica Lange plays the love of his life that he left and Gabriel Mann plays his long lost son.
As little this film has to do with the other three in this blog, Don't Come Knockin' embodies the feeling of all Westerns in it's characters. All of them are lost in some way and are searching for something to fill the void. Whether it was the person you loved, the father you never had or the son that was estranged, these feelings of emptiness and loneliness are present. This calls back to Westerns like Shane or even Dead Man (maybe the most important Neo-Western) with it's fish out of water mysticism and it's soul searching through tragic events. Although not through gunfights and gun slinging, it's through emotional bonds and exchange of words that the characters are hurt, fulfilled or realized.
The Western is back. With more films coming out , whether the character crisis in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford or the noir western of the upcoming No Country for Old Men, the Western may be back and may be getting more exposure in the mainstream. Unlike the old days where the Western was limited to tales of adventure, the Western has become the embodiment of the American spirit and the American dilemma. The American Dream is a dream after all and some dreams lead to greatness and self-discovery while other dreams lead to destruction and strife. The Neo-Western is the blend of adventure and self discovery.

New Mission

This blog was next to dead, but I decided to totally just forget writing about normal everyday shit. Instead I will be doing something I usually did and star just writing about movies I feel like writing about at the time (whether new, old, recent but forgotten, indie, classsic, etc.)

So here goes. Something a little different.

Monday, August 20, 2007

2 Weeks to Labor Day?!

Here, again, is the usual post on how I say "Holy Shit, this year is flying by."

Updates on:

Work- Going good, but feeling a bit stale. Not that I'm not leasing a lot this month. I just feel stale about the job in general.

Facebook Mix Exchange- Last week went well. This week I'm hoping more mixes show up in the mail. If you received a mix, let me know how your experience has gone so far. Did you like it? Did you receive one that was effed up? Would you like this to be a continuing thing?

Birthday Events- I can't wait for Wednesday. All the good people of my life seem to be showing up. Danno is coming down, Lazor, Fleck and Deal, Stev, Noringo Boys, Carly, the list is never ending.

Noringo- Stay tuned....

Sexy Results- More awesome beats have been made, but nothing will advance for at least another month.

Love Life- Hung up on a dream. And as Warren Zevon says in "Poor Poor Pitiful Me"... "I don't wanna talk about it."

That is all.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Birthday Wish List

I actually didn't ask for anything for my birthday this year. Maybe it's because 1) I don't have a significant O or 2)Live alone or 3) Don't need any extra crap that I can't buy for myself.
But if I did have a wishlist of stuff... it would probably look like this.
1. Cap'n Danger Stunt Monkey



















2. Cat-A-Pult













3. Cold War Unicorns (These hang me up to dry.)













4. Last Supper Long Box













6. What Would Bacon Do? Spin Folder (Clearly the goon owning this folder was too busy playing with it to get any better grades than a D+.)














7. Spanish Conversation Hearts (Corazones Dulces)




Sunday, August 12, 2007

These... are truly exciting times

Yes. Movie Season is not too far away. The goods are coming finally! The end of the summer blockbuster reign is extremely fuckign nigh.

In no particular order of mass excitement:

1. Be Kind, Rewind (d. Michel Gondry- starring: Jack Black, Mos Def, Danny Glover)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExRplxd6zXc

2. The Darjeeling Limited (d. Wes Anderson- starring: Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, Jason Schwartzman)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcFBOsfoWxU

3. 3:10 to Yuma (d. James Mangold...meh- starring: Christian Bale, Russel Crowe, Peter Fonda)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeroJ1BK6GQ

4. Trick'r'treat (yes I'm serious... this looks kind of cool and maybe half decent. Not too many good horror movies anymore.) (d. Michael Dougerty- starring: Brian Cox, Dylan Baker, Anna Paquin)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnmwp0zn77U

5. No Country for Old Men (d. Coen Bros.- starring Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, Woody Harleson)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YLfpDBzhFI

6. There Will Be Blood (d. PT Anderson- starring: Daniel Day Lewis, Paul F. Tompkins?!?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST07IsHbe6o

And I'm sure more will be sneaking up on me.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Liev Schrieber Rules!


First off, see The Ten. Not for nuthin, but one of the finer film moments of the year. I won't go into detials but all I'm gonna say is that 'Thou Shalt Not Covet They Neighbors Wife' and 'Thou Shalt Not Cover Thy Neighbors Goods' are far and away the stand-out moments of the movie. The rest are good, but the conceptual genius behind these two are genius. Great comedy. Liev Schrieber and Justin Theroux add an excellent spice to the already seasoned vets of The State and Wet Hot American Summer that are already as always on top of their A-Game.


Second, I started Catch-22 and am definitely ready for the goods it will bring me. Forcing myself to read at the very least one chapter a day to et me back in the swing of things.


Next, I'm looking into the idea of rocking Philly Car Share for several reasons. My car is falling apart. It may be cheaper than a car payment, it's Eco-friendly, and who knows what else it might offer me (I put my resume in there so maybe I can work there... it's seriously around the block from me.)
Finally, I found a good bar in West Kiladelph. And there is another rumored awesome Saucery nearby. BRING-IT-ON!

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Things That Rule

Charlotte Gainsborug's 5:55- A delightful album of arrangements by Air, lyrics by Jarvis Cocker and the vocal efforts of Charlotte Gainsbourg (The Science of Sleep.) The song "Tel que tu es" sounds like a song from Final Fantasy games as does the one piano bridge of "Little Monsters", "Everything I Cannot See" has one of the most gorgeous piano lines and "AF607105" is a delightful tune with goofy lyrics and the most Air sounding track on the disc. A full review to come on http://www.marginalminds.com/ although this album was released in April.

Weeds: Season 2- Holy shit was this the goods. Martin Donovan is delightfully creepy, Mary Louise Parker may be a horrible mother, but you can't but feel for her, the list could go on and on. The show ends in a ridic cliffhanger, but thank GOD season 3 starts in two weeks! So Good!

Guitar Hero: Rock's the 80's- Mainly for Limozeen, Extreme, Dio and Ratt. But overall, a good halfway point to what will rule in Guitar Hero 3.


The band Romeo Void- So much 80's New Wave with jaunty guitars and sexy Sax. "Never Say Never" is an addictingly catchy song, but the rest of their stuff is just as awesome.

And that's all the stuff I am obsessing over right now.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

A Period of Transition

Mixing it up again. I feel retarded that I even have this blog still. I never sometimes right stuff that has some purpose. The end might be near for this little outlet. Mainly because without a computer, it's hard for me to update. And because I don't have anything of interest to write. The only thing I can think of that I want to share is my Onion Headline I just thought of:
Bush's Colonoscopy Determines President is 'Still an Asshole'

I will probably keep this bad boy, but it won't be very often that I will post anything. Maybe just the usual bitch and moan no one will read.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

I Feel Like Going Home

Today is going to be long, slow, boring and sucky.



Last night, however, was fucking awesome. After a shitty, hectic day at the Towers filled with stupid mistakes that were my fault and a few tours that seemed mostly lukewarm in leasing possibilities, I rocked some sweet bar action with some of my favorite people. Sarah Deal and Joe Papa Giorgio were celebrating another year of being alive at the Bayou and Sapphire in the good old Yunk. I'm feeling the effects of rahter inexpensive Tanqueray and Tonics this morning. Regardless, hanging out with the Deal, Tara, Val and a sweet surprise visit from Ray, Kel and Flanny was te perfect cap to make what seemed to look like a crappy Saturday actually a lot of fun.

Things that make me happy as of late:
The Deftones cover of John Lennon's "Jealous Guy"
Radiohead on shuffle
Friends who live nearby
Gin
Dinosaur Jr.'s new album Beyond
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead: The Dirty Life and Times of Warren Zevon
Drum Machines
David Bowie's cover of the Pixies "Cactus"

Things that make me not so happy:
Sleepless nights
Hangovers
Work

Friday, July 06, 2007

The Hour Grows Late

It is coming. More like she is coming. Yes indeed, this weekend marks the date that the lovely, glorious and most wonderful woman I have ever met, Tara Fleck, moves in four blocks away. I'm not sure the city of Philadelphia is prepared for the amounts of Carnage that will ensue due to her coming. This will mark the first time in my life that I have readily available amounts of Fleck right down the street. This could be the most revolutionary thing to happen to my life since, well, since the Sexional.

It's tough living alone yet thanks to the good will of the luck of the draw, moving to West Philly has given me readily available awesomeness possible. Elise Lavender, George Giles and now Tara Fleck, The Real Deal and Judi Bad News right here. Walking distance. Once I get a bike, then the Drew's will be reinjected into my face and once Season 2 of Weeds is out on DVD, I will make it my bizznizz to make it to Lazor's for Season 3 action at his pad with the lovely Michelle.

It's a great city, Philadelphia. My first few months as a resident have been pretty good. But now that more people are around, and people that I love and trust, it's mutha fuckin' on.

In other news, I haunched on Resident Evil 4 for Wii and MY GOD if it isn't ever so fun to slay Zombie European Freaks on the Wii. It really is a revolutionary gaming console and should have been named "The Revolution" like it originally was going to be. Regardless, I can't wait for Kart, Smash and the other Mario game. Also, my reservations are in for both GH Rocks the 80's and GH3 all for PS2 though. The Kramer guitar will be mine!

Tonight I will see Live Free or Die Hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY
This is the goods.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Can't Forget

Aaaaand I'm back. I've been back for a few days.

Italia was quite awesome. I have pictures being developed. Maybe I can scan that shite in if any are worthy of seeing. I don't feel like going into mad details. I was going to, but most of the trip was sightseeing with the family, eating out every night at awesome delish restaurants and just other family trip type stuff. If you want any details, ask me. I will gladly tell you.


Other news and updates, I got a typewriter and porch furniture from residents at CHT who were throwing stuff away. HEYOO! The typewriter has a whiteout feature so if I spell a word wrong, it will delete it for me. BANG-O!

I've been writing for Ryan Carey's new website www.marginalminds.com. It's going well. My first article should be up by the time most of you read this blog. If not, shortly there after. I submitted two articles so far with more to come. I really miss writing reviews so I'm glad I can write for someone who wants reviews to be written. Maybe someday I can write more and maybe I will unt down Drew Lazor and get some free lancing shit although I'm still without a computer.

I've been listening to a lot of the new Earlies and Dinosaur Jr. albums and so far they are standing out above the other albums I posted as my best of 2007 so far. Mr. Dogg will be getting a Year-In-Review so far from me as per request.

Other than that, not much to say. I'm super fucking excited about the fact that Tara, The Real Deal and Ms. Judi will be moving 4 blocks from my apartment. Times are good.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Did I Tell You

That I am going to Italia?!

If not, sorry. But I will be back on the 24th of Junio. So prepare!

Until then....


Urban Dictionary.

hork

1. v. to quickly eat.
2. v. to vomit or belch in a manner like that of vomiting.
3. n. vomit
4. v. to steal or pilfer, usually pertaining to items of little value.
5. v. screw up, make dysfunctional
6. v. to sell (a bastardization of *hawk*)
6. v. do (can mean essentially anything)
"I horked it down, then I horked it back up. Then he horked my hork, and horked it to this guy who was totally horked up. then I horked my sister."

Monday, June 04, 2007

My Heart's Reflection

I don't have much to report. Life is, chugging along, I guess. The only thing I got going for me these days is a trip to Italy next week. That and friends moving to the West Philly area. I need to get out more in my hood and I need to see more people living in the city on a weekly basis. I'm looking in your directions, Lazor, Stephan and Chwastyk. Other than that, these two quots can sum up my life at the moment.


"The head is always the dupe of the heart."
~La Rochefoucauld

"Between here and there is better then either here or there."
~Pavement "Conduit for Sale!"

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Styles of the Times

The year is more than half over right about now. It's a friggin ridiculous thought. Here is my year in review. Everything from events, movies, music and other random stuff.

Events:

So far I have been able to do some awesome things, but for the most part it's been work, sleep, eat, drink with friends and repeat. The events that have made this year worthy of it being good so far are the following:


Trip to L.A.- My first solo flight to the Golden State was pretty awesome. I enjoyed the solitude of the plane flight where I caught up on some sleep, watched Mad Max on my iPod and read a lot of The Iron Heel. Hanging with Justin and Doc was much needed. Those two are equally full of life and enjoy chilling out in a way that we at home are feeling a bit stale. We rocked an E6 show, a UCB Improv show, record stores, book stores, karaoke jams, a trip to Santa Monica and an amazing movie theater experience care of Hot Fuzz. I couldn't have asked for a better time.

Cedar Avenue- The new residence is almost turning two months old. I can't say more how much I love living on my own. I do get lonely sometimes, but it was a nice change of pace from the doldrums that was living at home. I need to have more people and events at my place, although more than 4 people is going to be intense. But yeah, open invite for the summer. Call me up and come by or I will plan a dinner for you guys so I can cook for you.

Music:

Not that this year has sucked, it has just been a little flat for new music but here is my quicky top 5 new albums.


5. K-OS- Atlantis: Hymns for Disco- Thank Dan Hodges of the Nighthawks for the intro to K-OS but this disc is the kind of no bullshit fun hip-hop that I'm down with. I got some Jurassic 5 action to listen to too, but this one has a diverse mesh of sounds including an Otis Redding style track and an apperance of Sam Roberts on a track.

4. Arcade Fire- Neon Bible- A good follow-up to Funeral. I don't think these guys can go wrong. I love their song structures and the variation in song styles. It's a lot more brooding than Funeral although it still has all the baroque charms that make Arcade Fire who they are.

3. The Shins -Wincing the Night Away- Although it has it's dull moments at times, when the Shins write a damn good pop song, they write a damn good pop song. The songs on this album are pretty catchy, a lot of fun. After repeat listens, it's still enjoyable and it fits in well with the "No Complaints" philosoph of lfie I'm trying to grasp these days. Just pure fun.

2. Wilco- Sky Blue Sky- Is it bad for me to say that I already love this album only after a few listens? No it's not. It's simplistic, no bullshit songwriting. I'm kinda sick of people who are like "It's not Yankee Hotel". When I hear that, it shows how retarded that person is. Not everyone can churn out something like that everytime and bands don't want to do the same thing over and over and over again. This is more like Being There where the songs are honest and direct, avoiding flowery emotional speeches when they break the news.

1. Earl Greyhound- Soft Targets- Speaking of direct, this album is no bones about it awesome rock and roll music. With the infusion of Zeppelin and Television in their stlye, the Greyhound doesn't fuck around. The live show is great, and the disc is a great companion to keep me satisfied until the next time they come around. I want Wilco to friggin tour in Philadelphia and have these guys open. It would be the event of the year.

Movies:

I hafta say that only a few movies have really been worth seeing this year and they are the following in order of appearence:

Grindhouse- Sucks that this didn't do as well as it should have. But then again. most of America is retarded.

Hot Fuzz- So far the best of the bunch I've seen. Ridiculously hilarious.

Waitress- God rest Adrienne Shelly. It may be a bit cheesey, but ya know what, it feels good to enjoy a nice sentimental movie. It's well done, quirky and definitely worth a view (esp. on a date. The gals will love you for it.)

That's 07 in a nutshell.... so far.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Paul Is Dead

Or will be. This week has been overbooked with things to do. Not complaining about this, per se, but I do love the idea of having a lot of things to do. Here is the itenerary.

Tonight:
Danno invades the War Room for Wii action, 40's and Pizza (bring your own jitney rag.)

Tomorrow:
Work till 7pm.
These Arms Are Snakes, Against Me!, Cursive and Mastodon... in ONE night! (Let the scenester fights begin!)

Saturday:
Work till 5pm.
Driving to Wilkes to see the lovely and amazing Ms. Tara Fleck. (God I miss this woman!) Sojourning with Ms. Deal shall be a nice treat as well. I miss our car lemgth talks.

Sunday:
Wake up and get some diner action in Wilkes.
Head back to Wiihawken to abduct Danno again and head to Rob Ealer's final party in Ewwing.

Then I work Monday.

Jesus.

Beyond that, life is good. Earl Greyhound is in my veins, Mother Night was a pretty decent flick, I finally started Player Piano after finishing The Iron Heel and just dropped a lot of money getting my car fixed. That's okay though as a paycheck is coming tomorrow and such.

Beyond those updates, the flux of life has not had much in the way of, well, flux

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Sleeping Pill

Recently, and ever since moving to Cedar Ave, I have had the most intensely vivid and sometimes effed up dreams. They have ranged from being the tour manager for Prince and being Robert Redford in a kinky fucked up version of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. I can't really describe a lot of these dreams (minus the Prince one... it was pretty memorable... and the Redford one.. it was pretty, well, disturbing) but I can say one thing...

What the hell is going on in my life that all of a sudden I have to dream every single night? I really don't know. I guess I'm just stressed out about family, the single life and work.

But why dream? I guess no one will ever know why it happens, but it does. Last night I had at least 10 different dreams or at least one with 10 different parts that had no connection. The only one I remember was trying to get my car fixed at some shop and the guy was all annoying about it saying thigns like "What do you want me to do about it?" and I was like "Dude I fucking pay you to do this shit cuz I know nothing about cars." It was annoying because I woke up freaking out every hour and a half. I just want one normal nights sleep, dammit!

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Speeding Motorcycle

It's May. It's effing May. What the hell is going on with time? I guess this happens when you get older. The sands of time get sucked through the hourglass a bit faster than usual. That's not a bad thing necessarily. It's just flying by.

Regardless, here are some life-updates.

Cedar Ave is awesome. I love my apartment. I need more people to come visit and I need to get out in the 'hood more often. I walked around the other day when it was really nice outside and I pretty much love my 'hood. I need to get new porch furniture however. I think my landlord chucked the old couch and chair that was right in front of my pad. But that has to change. I'm gonna go to the shady furniture store and rawk out some new chairs. I will be getting some new batteries for my camera and the next time I have off of work and a spare moment to wander, I will do a photo opp of my 'hood. Right now it's pretty gorgeous.

Work is work. Not much to report.

Love life is still no existent. Not really worried about that all too much. I would like to meet some people out there, and I have a few in mind I'd like to enjoy the company of, but as usual environment gets in the way of that.

That's just about it. Things are flying by and life is chugging along.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Blue Line Swinger

It was been wriit.

The Wii is in da house.
And it is wonderful.
So far I have Wii Sports, Wii Play and Zelda: Twilight Princess. They are shaping up to be the single most awesometastical video gaming experience I have yet to experience. And here is why. Although the graphics to the Wii don't hold a dime to either XBOX 360 (which if you have a HDTV is the most glorious looking video game experience and it's a lot of fun too) or PS3 (which I have yet to actually see anyone I know play or have one), it really nails the aspect of what video games should be: interactive and fun. So far, Wii Sports is the champion of fun.

On to other things that excite me.
First there was these:



















And then there was this:

Basically a wam-blam-thank you ma'am of awesome movie going experiences. First I want to talk about Grindhouse and it's two films plus trailers.
Planet Terror was your basic zombie gore fest laden with blood, balls, Bruce Willis and bad-ass go-go dancers. The acting was cheesey, the stroy-line was cheeseir and the action sequences were anything but covered in cheese. It was pure fun. Good one liners, good use of Fergie getting pwned and a fucking Goonie as a doctor (and my personal dynamic relationship in the movie.) The chicks were hot, but where was the skin? Not needed as the purposely well placed missing reel told us. One thing Rodriguez and Tarantino strayed from was a lot of sex and boob shots which usually liter these kind of shlocky movies. And ya know what? It worked. Even thought they paid tribute to the 70's exploitation films, they didn't exploit the actors. Kudos.
The trailers were awesome. Machete should be made into a feature length and is getting press that it will be, Don't was a gloriously awesome one-liner from the guys who bring you the final review in this post, Werewolf Women of the S.S. had the best cameo of all time, and Thanksgiving looked the most like a crappy 80's slasher movie.
Then there was Death Proof. With it's Kurt Russel factor, amazingly gorgeous babes, awesome soundtrack and the most insane car chase scene I have ever seen. People harsh on Death Proof because it's so... badly structured. But as a film lover, it is a little too perfect. I recently saw a shitty movie from the 70's aptly titled Sssssss. Yes. Seven s's like a hissing snake. It was basically like Death Proof except no cars or babes. Just real snakes, snake stunts and an old man reading Walt Whitman... to a snake. It's about 90% meaningless dialogue and I wish there were reels missing when I saw it. Instead I fast forwarded. Regardless, the point here is Death Proof is like a lot of those 70's movies. It's a perfect throwback to the shitty movies that came out in that era. Except, it's way better because at least Tarantino can write interesting dialogue.
Then there was Hot Fuzz. Another kind of spoof movie. Paying tribute to such films as Point Break and Bad Boys....II. It was probably one of the greatest spoof movies of all time. It hit every genre convention on the head with a giant frying pan. And it did what Shaun of the Dead did for Zombie movies. It poked fun of them at the same time fit in with them. It was too good. Having Simon Pegg as the straight man was a stroke of genius. Also, I look forward to more Nick Frost/Simon Pegg team ups as they are an electric on screen duo. Any scene with those two at a pub will be great. I'm just hoping pub scenes like the ones in Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz to come. I don't know why those scenes stuck out for me, but I found it kinda hilarious both movies had them. I guess thats what it's like in jolly old England.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

From Black to Blue

Happy 200, blog! It's nice to see that I still write with you.

Back on the East Coast today. The trip was awesome. Here is the highlight reel in usual top ten form.

10. Chatting with Danno, Muller and the beautiful Tara Fleck whilst taking public transit. I know this sounds retarded, but it was lonely on the transit buses for two hours and they kept me happy.

9. Finding the Henry Fool script for 4 bucks at a random bookstore near the UCB theater.

8. Drinkin' brews at the Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

7. Santa Monica peir and seeing the Pacific Ocean for the first time.

6. Amoeba Records where I horked on the following: VHS copy of Grosse Pointe Blank, DVD of Sonic Youth's early years music videos, LP's of Pete Townshend's Empty Glass, David Bowie's Lodger and King Crimson's Starless and Bible Black

5. Singing Karaoke at the Brass Monkey along side American idol hopeful Jordin Sparks. She was pretty good. But I'm not going to lie when I say my rendition of Weezer's "Say It Ain't So" wasn't amazing. That and this one really hot chick serenaded me with some Lisa Loeb. And there were two seperate whipits references. Amazing.

4. Electric Six on the Sunset Strip @ the Key Club. The first two bands, however, were horrible. One was a fucked up cross between Eve 6, Def Leppard and She Wants Revenge while the other was the Killers. Well they were under a different name, keeping a low profile, but it sounded exactly like the killers. Regardless, their was this random group of dudes who all wore fake mustaches for E6 and basically filled in for the La Sallian goons who usually make E6 shows that much more insane.

3. In-And-Out Burger vs. Tommy Burger

2. Hot Fuzz at the Arclight Theater. I do not look forward to seeing movies on the east coast anymore. And Hot Fuzz was fecking incredible.

1. ASSSCAT! at the UCB theater. If only more of you goons were out there this weekend. The quotes I want to share with you will not ever get the laughs they deserve. (quote tirade.... RAM JAM!, Names aren't supposed to have grammer in them!, You know I'm gonna run on that one, apologize to this bear puppet and bears all around the world... yea and to this puppet of the Sear's Tower...Where's the mouth on that puppet? The 97th floor... You're the reason my daughter was hit in the face with a fist, Fuck You Richard Gere!, You want to bring it up a level from that?!?, You are being served with divorce papers, Broken bottles? Detective Pipes? Molitov Cocktails? Does anyone have any other definitions for Ram Jam?)

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Detouring America With Horns (A Prelude)

This weekend marks a transcendent momentous event in my life. I am traveling on my own. Everything is booked, scheduled and ready to go. One and a half days left until I visit the West Coast for the first time. I am more than excited. I'm anxious, nervous and chomping at the bit at the thought of flying across this great country solo.

My initial worries are, of course, will the Philadelphia Airport fuck up my luggage? Well, I really shouldn't care about that because I'm not bringing much. It's only 3 days where I am used to packing for at least a whole week if not more. My next concern was, what happens if I get stuck to some creepy Tyler Durden type who ends up annoying me for my flight? Fuel for writing is what I say. I plan on writing, reading and listening to as much Yo La Tengo as possible. In fact, I will be working on a 7 hour playlist of various indie, classic, punk and folk rock jams for this trip. I'm also concerened about navigating the great monster that is teh L.A. Public Transportation System. After a massively long flight PLUS long layover in Texas, I am going to have to travel yet another 2 hours by bus and rail just to get to my destination. I might just spend the extra cash for a taxi/shuttle/limo to get to Sunset and Vine.

Past all the boring travel stuff (which I plan on being plastered for when I arrive in Ontario Airport), here is my itinerary

FRIDAY
Arrive at Sunset and Vine approx 6:30 for some amazing Vinyl hunting at Amoeba Records
Electric Six @ The Key Club around 8-9pm
Justin Leo's for a night of slacking and catching up

SATURDAY
In-And-Out Burger/Diner Trip
ASSSSCAT! @ 8pm at the UCB Theater
Brass Monkey for Karaoke
Doc's Hard Radio for the night

SUNDAY
Hollywood Blvd. (I won't step on Gretta Garbo)
Checking out the Pacific Ocean (?possibly?)
Hot Fuzz Viewing?
Early to bed

Then it's back to Philly. And the dream will be over. Until then, it's just anxiety until I'm actually in the O.C. (don't call it that.)